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YELLOW FEVER!!

yel•low fe•ver |ˈyelō fēvər|

noun

Slang term, used to mock non-asian persons who are attracted to asians of the opposite sex, usually of eastern descent - Chinese, Japanese, Korean etc.  Symptoms of yellow fever include: obsession over asian media/lifestyle/culture, stalking, half-hearted attempts to learn Japanese/Mandarin/Cantonese/Korean, etc.