top 10 TRAITS of the ones who've had the unfortunate displeasure of holding the title as "my boyfriend"

1. older than me but i hold a higher degree than them
2. dumb-funny and entertained by dumb-funny movies
3. love to eat; both graciously ate the ends of the shrimp tempura rolls (the ends with the tails)
4. claim to be christian
5. determined up the ying yang and, albeit stubborn; headstrong go-getters
6. a little materialistic; buying stuff, stuff, and more stuff (phones, shoes, games, etc.)
7. play the guitar and, in my opinion, cannot sing well <bitter

in me talking

speak their "native tongue"and culture-oriented  

have complicated family trees (i.e. extra branches, half-siblings); big families w/ lots of love

didn't seem to care if they hurt me or not; were mean in the end when they broke things off with me