My life's sort of in shambles

Currently residing in: Friendzone, CA
Living like a: Chameleon
Seeking: A friend, lover, husband, babydaddy

Finding none if the above and moving nowhere, still blending into my surroundings like just another face in the crowd.

I wanna know things like: do I make you smile? do you miss me when I'm gone? will you still be there after you see the real me? is this it?