All I wanted was to know what kind of dress I should have, but then I took more unnecessary quizzes. Here are the results:

HONEYMOON:

You are a Romantic Soul

You need a spot where no one can find you -- an untouched location where you and your new spouse can spend some much-deserved alone time together. What a luxury! For one of the most romantic spots on earth, book a room overlooking the caldera on Greece’s Santorini Island and watch the sun dip into the ocean every night from your private balcony. Or rent a small villa with a private pool in the hills around Montego Bay, Jamaica. Many of these homes are available with a private chef (and security guard, ensuring no one will disturb you). For an isolated and exotic destination, consider Fiji, where your room is set on stilts over the gently lapping blue sea.

HAIRSTYLE: 

Your style is ROMANTIC

Love is in the air for you on a daily basis, and especially so on your wedding day. Channel your romantic spirit with a style that's as touchable as it is gorgeous -- think piles of curls, gentle waves, maybe even a braid or two. Don't be afraid to accessorize your style. A little adornment goes a long way to creating an even more luxe look. Your best bet? A flower (or two), whether straight from the florist or fresh-picked from the jeweler, will perfectly evoke your sweet sensibility.

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COLORS:

You're a Casually Elegant Gal

Down-to-earth and still sophisticated, your wedding will be fun but not fussy. From gorgeous details (lots of leaves and ferns?) to a splendid location (botanical garden or a state park?), your wedding will be fabulous...naturally. Our advice: Don't forget a burst of color. With a nature-inspired palette, it's easy to have too much brown and moss green, so think beyond foliage and go for pops of unconventional color in hues such as chocolate brown and tangerine.

THE RING:

Mostly A's

She has traditional taste. Your other half's not out to turn heads or express her uniqueness at every turn -- she prefers to impress with her low-key, impeccably tasteful style. As a result, she's likely to crave a timeless engagement ring. Stick to a diamond solitaire in a round or emerald (a.k.a. rectangular) cut. Seek out a reputable jeweler that she'll recognize the name of. (She'll care about the label on the box.) If you want to up the bling factor a bit, choose a band covered in tiny diamonds.

THE PROPOSAL:

Mostly A's: She wants a quiet proposal.

A low-maintenance romantic, she'd be blown away by a simple proposal at just the right time. Get her by herself in a meaningful place -- like where you first kissed or had your first date -- and you'll likely get a "yes" without all the added bells and whistles.

.. and yes, I realize I took the quizzes in reverse chronological order as each would occur IRL.