Dear Jason,

Please don't be shy because I think you're amazing! You're super duper cute and all the girls at church know it (to the extent that I feel like just a face in the crowd around you). You're funny and amazingly talented and, if I can get over being painfully shy and awkward around you, maybe you can see I'm not as "plain as paper" as I say I am. Also, I'm excited to learn more about you and who you are--so far, you seem pretty cool :)

Sincerely,
E DeMagno, EMT